The Community of Tolfaer Constantina is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, cynical population of 2.541 billion Tolfaer Constantinans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 26.9%.

The Tolfaer Constantinan economy, worth 121 trillion Airoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Automobile Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 47,700 Airoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tolfaer Constantina's national animal is the salmon, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Tolfaer Constantina is ranked 122,091^st in the world and 1,153^rd in Artificial Solar System for Most Patriotic, with 13.13 flags saluted per person per day.